Sunday, October 25, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Voicemail
As you already know, having a child changes everything in your life. And raising a toddler really changes everything in your life. My sister, Laura, is [un]lucky enough to be raising two toddlers at once (twin boys. I pray for her every day).
Laura: Hey Vanes, it’s Lor, ummm...
Leo: [in a pleading voice] I want to talk.
Laura: Well, we’re leaving a message, O.k.?
Leo: Hi, Auntie Jenn!
Laura: Auntie Nessa.
Leo: Hi, Auntie Nessa!
Laura: And Ry Ry.
Leo: Hi, Ry Ry!
Laura: And Uncle Joe!
Leo: Hi, Uncle Joe!
Laura: And, call me back!
Leo: Call me back!
Laura: It’s Leo.
Leo: It’s Leo.
Laura: O.k., let me talk. [*clicking* as phone switches hands] O.k., so, umm... [Laura proceeds to leave real message]
Leo: [emphatically in the background] I want to talk..I want to talk....I want to talk to Jenn & Beana!
Laura: (whispering) No, Jenn & Beana are not there, this is Auntie Nessa’s house.
Leo: I want to talk.
Laura: Well, we’re just leaving a message. [fast *click* as phone switches hands]
Leo: Hi. [silence]
Laura: We’re just leaving a message, she’s not there.
Leo: What? Oh. Auntie Jenn coming? Aah booo (unrecognizable words in exhuberant voice).... call me back.... oh yeah, ummm...
Laura: Ok, C’mon!
Leo: Call me back. Call me....[Leo giggling, then click].
Monday, April 13, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
Italian Appetite
This photo was not staged. This is really what my son ate for dinner last night. Oh, all right, he didn't eat it all - he left an inch or two of bread. This is about the size of the meals he's been eating for the greater part of this last week... All I can say is I'm hoping it's a growth spurt cause if his portion sizes keep rising exponentially, I think I might have to add a profession on the side to teaching just to keep the fridge stocked.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Toga Boy or The Lighter Side of Sickness
I had to pick up Reilly early last Thursday at preschool cause of diarrhea/vomiting. Yuck. Because diarrhea happened in the morning and Reilly had to be changed, he didn't have another change of clothes to be put into when he vomited in the afternoon. So Reilly's innovative caregiver made a toga out of his blanket so he wouldn't be naked/cold!! My opinion of her went way up after this in at least three ways that I can think of right now: one, who would have thought this could be a substitute for a change of clothes? Two, Reilly's toga had some darn intricate parts (of which I've attached pictures) - I mean, it was nice, and third, it made me laugh at an otherwise serious situation. I just couldn't hold in my laughter when I saw my little guy looking like a Greek philosopher.