Things You'd Never Thought You'd Say

Thinks you'd never thought you'd say to your perfect children.

*Stop climbing on the piano!

*Put the knife down.

*Stop chewing your food then dropping it on the floor!  Swallow!

*Get off the dishwasher!

**Stop unloading the dirty dishes in the dishwasher!

***Stop grabbing knives in the dishwasher!

****You cannot be in the kitchen when Mommy is working on the dishwasher.

*Don't bite my foot, ok, honey?

*Don't wipe snot across your entire face.

*Don't jump into the bathtub with your diaper on!

*Please stop licking the window.

I reserve author permission to add to this blog when new sayings arise. :)